January 2010
80 posts
Realistic
Today, after 12 in the fucking morning. I saw the moon. No clouds were blocking it. It was bright and beautiful as always. I also saw the round Aurora around it. It was actually the first time of my entire life seeing an Aurora. Besides that.. I saw a star inside the Aurora. A star. Only one. It was shining. So nice. Have you ever wondered how the stars actually looked like besides those five...
Deers and Lions made friends
.. only in my world, faggots!
Do you wanna know what I want? Do you? DO YOU?
I want Haagen Dazs ice cream with sprinkles! Yes yes yes. Sprinkles! With gummy bears! Those tiny ones! I don’t know about you but I think they’re much more tastier than those huge ones. I like cones too. They’re cool.
I want a brand new bag.
I want Cawanmushi. If you don’t know what it is,...
“I’m part time Clueless, and full time Crazy.”
– I’ve got the power!
When I Think I'm Weird
1. I have a magic stick! Its made out of… sticks. I hide it away from people.
2. I like to eat my banana frozen. I keep them in my freezer.
3. I can’t sleep with the window wide open. I have thick imaginations.
4. I love the song “I want you! to STOP! Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground” *wave hands up in the air*
5. I have train trauma due to watching...
“I know that you like to hear people say that you’re better than me cause...”
Yo mama.
I say: Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.
You say: Yo mama so fat when she jumped, she got stuck.
I say: Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car.
You say: Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
I say: Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say “TAXI!”.
You say: Yo mama so stupid...
